Things that give me joy:
1. Watching couples fight in public both passive aggressively and aggresively
2. Bitter, jaded attitudes
3. That Walgreens guy laughing at my self deprecating “jokes.”
4. These oatmeal raisin cookies I’m eating for breakfast rn and will be eating for lunch and dinner. 10 large soft cookies for $1? Fuck outta here.
Things that don’t give me joy:
1. Current serum cortisol levels
2. My existence
once you go white you always go back
mrs. thom bag costs $2950
Me: I'm getting married. Wanna come to the wedding?
Me: Excuse me?
Him: Who could you stomach for more than an hour?
Me: thank you for the validation. That’s really important to me.
Boy: you don’t mean that..?
Me: *nervous laughter*
I take back that shit about men respecting you.
The boy who approached me! and I’ve been shamelessly flirting with HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
yo some men respect you
and think highly of you
and support you when you need support
and that’s like a thing some do
it’s quite nice
How come boys stop liking me after they get to know me? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?